Hey, it's Pearl.
I know you're prob'ly busy asking ChatGPT if you're supposed to put your balls in the condom, too, but I've got something better for you to do with your internet connection:

"Turn Dumb Little Websites Into $1,000/Month Machines—With AI Doing Most Of The Work"

So what is this?

Making money with AI + Google.

Nerds call it SEO (search engine optimization).

Wait—does SEO even still work?

If your roof leaks, what do you do? You Google a roofing company, right?

Exactly.

SEO's like missionary: underrated, reliable, and gets the job done every time.

What about ChatGPT?

Oh don't you worry—we've got the future covered.

Our sites show up on:

Google
Google Maps
Bing
ChatGPT
YouTube
DuckDuckGo
Perplexity

And if some fancy new AI tool drops tomorrow? We'll show up there too.

Because when you follow real SEO principles, your content gets picked—by humans and machines alike.

Doesn't it take forever to get ranked?

Not with local.

We're not going after "weight loss."

We're sniping stuff like:

EV charger installation – Santa Clarita, California
Custom outdoor kitchens – Des Moines, Iowa
Stem cell therapy – Reno, Nevada
Spray foam insulation – Huntsville, Alabama
Private dog training – Lubbock, Texas
Meth lab cleanup – Gulfport, Mississippi*

*Sorry, 'Sippi. It was either a joke about drugs or a kissing cousin.

Anyway.

Low competition. Fast wins. We've ranked brand new sites in a week.

How much does an average website make?

You're looking at:

$600/month.
On up to $3,000+/month.

You own it. Passive income.
Client bails? Forward the leads to someone else.

Sell your sites later. Or hand 'em to your kids one day.

That way, Jaxon won't be 36, living under your staircase, coated in Dorito dust... with a crippling anime addiction.

Fun fact:

Gary Vee actually tried to buy my whole portfolio.

I told him nope—cash flow's too good.

Who pays you?

Local biz owners buried back on page 6 of Google.

You toss them a lifeline—aka your ranked site—and they pay you monthly to keep the leads flowing.

This one paver installer sends me $2k/month and makes $10k+ back.

No-brainer.

How do you get clients?

Let 'em sample the product.

You rank the site, then ask, "Who wants free leads?"

Someone bites, "Sure, I'll try some."

Boom.

Our software tracks every email and call... and automatically forwards them to the client.

They book a job. Maybe two.

You go, "Cool, it's $1,300/month to keep 'em coming."

If they say no, you send the leads to their competitor and try again.

Keep going till you get a yes.

What if I hate sales?

Dude, I get it.

If you'd rather be chained to a radiator in a cold, dark basement while Seth Rogen's laugh blares on repeat than ask someone for money?

You've got options. Either:

Barter with someone in the group who actually enjoys outreach (they exist, somehow).
Or have us handle it for you—for a small commission.

No awkward Zoom calls. No slimy closing scripts. No pit stains or panic.

Stay introverted. Stay in your bubble. Still get paid.

Is this recession-proof?

Absolutely.

In a recession, leads are like oxygen. You're not a luxury—you're more like life support.

Why this over other side hustles?

Oh, I dunno:

No ads
No products
No customers
No showing your face
No begging for likes and views
No getting banned by friggin' Facebook
No getting nickel-and-dimed by Etsy and Amazon

Just you, Google, and some websites that quietly stack cash.

Any downsides?

It's not instant. Some biz owners suck. Some sites are stubborn.

But outside of farting on Lego cities for high-paying engineers on OnlyFans, this is your best bet.

If it's so great, why tell everyone?

Because the opportunity is every city x every local business.

That's not an exaggeration.

There's literally thousands of untapped niches.

And new ones pop up every time the world gets weirder.

Think:

Mobile IV drips
Cryotherapy studios
Axe-throwing date nights
Solar panel cleaning
Drone roof inspections
Pet grief counseling (yep, it's real)

And when you've got people doing this in every corner of the U.S., Canada, UK, and Australia?

We all win faster. We help each other rank, close, and scale.

Also? Money.

If someone says they sell a course "to give back," what they really mean is:

"I couldn't hack it, so now I teach it."

Will it work for me?

If you can follow simple instructions, ask for help when you need it, and stick with something for more than a week—you're good.

You don't need to be tech savvy. You don't need experience.

Just show up. Do the steps. Use the coaching.

And let the group carry you when needed.

We've got full training, live support, and a community that's tight-knit, high-level, and actually helpful.

So yeah.

Unless you rage-quit and live-stream your meltdown from a Walmart scooter?

You should be fine.

What do I get if I join?

20+ Hours of Video Training

Step-by-step without the snoozefest
Simple enough for grandma, slick enough for your tech bro cousin
Crisp, clear, and actually fun to watch

20+ Hours of Audio Training

Listen while driving, doing cardio, or hiding from your family
Ideal for long walks, loud kids, or low patience
And, voila: chores become mini masterminds

Website Builder

Point, click, paste in the content ChatGPT whipped up
Hit publish and go eat something carby—you earned it
Duplicate, tweak, and dominate a new city in seconds

Call Tracking Software

Get a local number in any city
Auto-forwarding that just works
Every call and email tracked—proof you're printing money for them
You never have to lift a finger, let alone answer a call

Prospecting System

Works in any city—no cold calling required
Just send samples and let the leads make your case
Start convos via text, email, or DM—no awkward pitches
When they see results, they'll ask how to get more
Close the deal your way—or let us seal it for you

Custom Calculators

Find the hottest niches
Know what each lead is worth
Charge like a pro, not a pushover
Set an income goal, hit it, then send your past self a fruit basket

Live Weekly Zoom Sessions

Show up, speak up, level up
The real-world stuff you won't find in modules
Sip something strong and soak up the secrets

Recordings of Past Zooms

Binge the archives like it’s entrepreneur Netflix
Catch up anytime, on your terms
Go from "wait, what?" to "wham-bam"

Private Facebook Group

No spam, scammers, or subtle self-promoters
Just smart, helpful people who won't shill their nonsense in your DMs
Honest feedback from people actually building
Celebrate wins, share tips, rank faster

Live Events

Real people, real breakthroughs
High-fives, hard truths, and rapid growth
Leave fired up, slightly hungover, and ready to scale

Free Lifetime Updates

One price, for life—like it should be
You'll need a few tools, but we won't upsell you into oblivion
No tricks, no tiers, no "you need this to succeed" schemes

Outsourcing Department

Skip the grunt work—our team's got you
Perfect if you're doing too much and loving none of it
Less grind, more glow-up

It's almost unfair how dialed this is. Almost.

How much does it cost?

$2,980.

You can split it across multiple cards or do a pay plan.

Hence the $1k minimum mentioned in the Facebook ad.

It's tax deductible, too, so you'll save 10-37% depending on your bracket.

What about business expenses?

Plan on about $50/month per website.

That covers your domain, hosting, tracking number, and software.

But remember:

Even if you only charge $600/month, one site brings in $7,200 a year.

That's more than double what you'll spend on setup and tuition.

Now imagine 10 sites, each running like a $1,000/month machine.

Ooh wee!

"Babe, warm up the van. We're going to Applebee's tonight—and everybody's getting their own entrée."

Are you sure this still works right now?

I'm writing this on Tuesday, August 12, 2025:

Even with tariffs, AI panic, and countries beefing, the S&P just hit a new high.
Diddy awaits sentencing while Johnson & Johnson's PR team chain-smokes menthols in a conference room.
Half the internet's mad about Sydney Sweeney's jeans ad. The other half's on Reddit like, "I'd throw my mom in front of gunfire just to hear her fart in the shower."
Grapes are still $7.99 a bag and taste like disappointment.
We'll probably never know how Jeffrey Epstein died or who did what on his island.
Coldplay reminded us that side pieces and kiss cams don't mix.
You can now bet on whether a dildo will land on the court during a WNBA game.
As for me, I can't stop watching Reels of farmers slicing down cow hooves to drain deep holes of muck.

Despite all that:

Yes! This model still works. Right now. In this economy. Amid this chaos.

And unlike other ways of making money online, it's not built on vibes, views, or pretending to be someone's stepmom stuck in a dryer.

Got any examples I can see?

Yep.

We'll show you everything live on Zoom after you apply.

Real sites. Ranked. Generating money right now.

No cherry-picked screenshots. No recycled wins from 2021.

Just proof. Real time. For as long as your curiosity (or skepticism) needs.

Okay, fine. How do I apply?

Stomp the button like it hooked up with your ex and wore your slides to the fridge after.

Pick a time to chat.

Bring your questions. We'll bring receipts.

Let's Fucking Go!